Once I was twenty years old.
My female friend told me:
She wanna die because she felt ugly.
Once I was twenty years old.
*Beat*
Now, the above chunk might’ve been a rather sloppy take on Lukas Graham’s hit single ‘7 Years’, but let’s face it;
How many of you have such friends?
Pretty, vivacious and in definite contention for the title of ‘School Flower’, these particular girls have everything in life, and yet feel that they’ve nothing.
“I’m so uglyyyyy,” she will whine. “I took like 38 photos for an ootd, and only 36 were good. The other two were monstrosities. I wanna give up on life already.”
“I took 38 and only 2 look somewhat alright.” I frowned. “What’re you whining about?”
“You won’t understand.” She wiped an imaginary tear off her eye. “You’ll never understand.”
At that point, I wanted to throw something at her. Not because she friend-zoned me for a record 3 years, and definitely not because she replies to me only when she got dumped. No, I wanna slap her face because there are so many people out there who would kill to have a normal life like hers.
A painless, worry-nought life, which this 21-year-old who’s allergic to water surely wouldn’t comprehend.
21YO Lady Allergic To Water Can’t Cry, Perspire Or Shower Because Rashes Will Develop
Yes, folks. I’m not kidding. Water allergy’s real. Very real. And according to Daily Mail, the 21-year-old would break out in a painful rash whenever her skin meets water…
Including her own tears, sweat and goddamn showers.
And it’s not just rashes plaguing her life. According to the report, the university student will actually suffer migraines and develop a fever within a few minutes of touching water.
