If you’re in a possession of a dangling appendage below your belly button, you might be familiar with erectile dysfunction.
Male readers:
Oh, you know, it’s the inability to get or sustain an erection. It’s an issue that many men have experienced. Even you, dear reader, may have experienced problems with sexual perfor-
Right, but maybe you experienced it when you were alo-
OK, fine.
At any rate, this is a sensitive topic for many men. So when your ding-dong can’t go shling-shlong during the creation of a life, it can make you feel bad, which is understandable.
Thankfully, there are many empathetic women out there who understand that it happens sometimes and that the body often has a mind of its own.
Take this Taiwanese woman for example: When her lover couldn’t get hard, she very nicely stabbed him in the neck and abdomen until he- wait, what?
39YO Woman Stabs Lover To Death Because He Wasn’t “Erect Enough” During Sex
A 39-year-old woman from Tainan, Taiwan was sentenced to 15 years of imprisonment after she killed her lover because he failed to achieve an erection.
According to China Press, the 47-year-old victim, named Guo, had a complicated Ross-and-Rachel type relationship with his lover, Ms You, as they kept breaking up and getting back together again.
One evening, Guo was feeling rather saucy and decided to invite Ms You to his house to engage in some good-ol lovemaking.
However, Guo had trouble getting aroused, which angered his younger lover.
Ms You suspected that he couldn’t get it up because he already had sex before coming over. The 39-year-old woman then recounted the times the man had allegedly cheated on her throughout their relationship, and concluded that they should both end their lives.
That’s a tad drastic, isn’t it?
“Let’s not see each other again in our next life, I’ll follow soon after”, she told Guo.
This wasn’t a cordial invitation to a suicide pact, however, but a warning of impending murder.
Stabbed her lover and wanted to kill herself
Ms You then stabbed Guo in the neck and abdomen until he died, before going home to end her own life.
However, her sister found out about her intentions and managed to dissuade her from committing suicide in the end.
Ms You told her sister the whole story including Guo’s death, and her sister brought her to the Tainan District Police to report the murder.
One can only wonder how Ms You described the situation.
Court hearing
Though the incident occurred last year, Ms You recently appeared in court where she explained that despite loving Guo, she grew tired of his cheating, claiming there was a time in their relationship when he even had three girlfriends at once.
This, coupled with the fact that Guo continued to call her every time he wanted sex even after they broke up, made Ms You feel used.
So, when he was unable to get an erection, Ms You immediately suspected him of cheating.
At this point, I feel it’s necessary to advise our readers that if you are unsatisfied with your lover’s loyalty, it would be wise to simply break up with them instead of fatally stabbing them numerous times.
But hey, that’s just me.
