Everyone, and I mean everyone, would probably have the following mindset at some point in their lives:
“I wanna look impressive. I wanna look cool. And for that to happen, I’ll need to be a Tiktoker a change of wardrobe.”
But here’s the thing. Everyone thinks of such a notion. But precious few actually achieve it.
“Why?” my friend’s 80-year-old grandma asked on her deathbed. “Why?”
Suffice it to say; she never quite achieved the whole ‘dress to impress’ notion in her lifetime. But it’s alright, she still has an opportunity up there. But I’m digressing;
Why exactly?
Well, it’s simple really. Just like the rules of law and time, the world has really been governed by one single aspect:
Money.
With money, you can do anything. Flying on an aeroplane for 30 days straight? Money says can! Getting a young bombshell of a girlfriend when you’ve both feet in the grave? Money yeah yeah! And of course, dressing to impress?
Money is all you need.
Yep, life’s biased that way. Though if there’s any respite, it would be that money is ultimately achievable.
With the right amount of work and opportunities in tow.
Don’t Say Bojio: Redhill Warehouse Sale Has 80% Off Bags & Shoes From Adidas, Nike & Skechers
No money for that whole ‘dress to impress’ bullshit?
Well, worry not you penniless clone of Pennywise.
Because from 5 to 8 December, LINK Outlet Store will be selling a plethora of branded bags & shoes…
At a rather affordable discount of 80% off.
Yes, folks. It’s happening.
Now I bet you’re wondering.
What’s there, exactly? It’s not a Pasar Malam bag sale, right? Like, I love Pasar Malam bags, but I just want something more atas, ya know? Like the big-name brands, ya know? Not some bags sold by an auntie with a fanny pack, ya know?
Well, worry not folks, because the sale’s a legitimate one.
A legitimate ‘big-brand’ one.
Lest you can’t read, here’s a transcript of the text:
“Just a few more days. Here’s a sneak peek of what’s to come at our upcoming warehouse sales!
LINK WAREHOUSE SALE!
Enjoy up to 80% off shoes, bags, accessories, apparels, branded timepieces and swimwear from brands such as Adidas, AGVA, Anello, Converse, Ipanema, Guess, Nike, New Balance, Puma, Reebok, Roxy, Quicksilver, Skechers, Superdry, Seiko, Saucony, Speedo, Under Armour and MORE!”
Also, here are a few choice pictures to sway your wallet-stingy ass:
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Damn, even I’m stoked for the sale now.
And So… What’re You Waiting For?
Time waits for no one.
And the LINK Warehouse Sale is definitely not waiting for you.
So mark down the details…
Venue: 8 Chang Charn Road, Link (THM) Building, Singapore 159637
Date: 5 – 8 December 2019
Time: 10am – 7pm
Nearest MRT: Redhill MRT
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And I’ll see you there, a shoe and bag in each hand. ?
