*husband putting on lipstick*
Wife: Uh, babe, what are you doing?
Husband: Oh, I’m just putting on some makeup. By the way, could I borrow your eyeliner?
Wife: Is… is there something you want to tell me?
Husband: Well I-
Wife: Because you know, I won’t judge you. I don’t mind actually.
Husband: Don’t mind what?
Wife: You dressing up as a woman. It’s 2019 and it’s-
Husband: Oh, no no it’s not like that. I’m just taking a driving test.
Wife: Oh I see, I see. OK then, I guess I’ll see you after wor-wait a minute. Why the hell are you putting on makeup and a dress for a driving test?
Husband: It’s not for me, it’s for my mother.
Wife: …
Husband: I’m taking her driving test for her.
Wife: …
Husband: To really get into character I’m also wearing her unde-
Wife: I think I want a divorce
Brazillian Man Arrested For Dressing Up As His Mother To Take Her Driving Test For Her
As the ridiculous headlines states, a man in northern Brazil was recently arrested for dressing up as his mum to take her driving test for her.
But why, you ask, would he do such a thing?
Love, dear reader, love is the answer.
Failed test numerous times
According to 7 News, Heitor Schiave’s mother kept failing her driving test. So, being the loving son that he is, Heitor decided to help her take her test for her.
Looked fabulous
He had to look the part though, so he put on a floral dress, painted his nails, and wore make-up and a wig. He does look quite fabulous, I have to admit. How does this guy pull off the homely-grandma look so well?
Instructor got suspicious
Because he really did look like a woman, it seemed that he would get away with it and possibly pass his mother’s fourth driving test.
But the driving inspector became suspicious after noticing how big his hands were.
So, he checked Heitor’s ID during the test.
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