Alright, I don’t know why or how you stumbled into this article, but I imagine that you probably feel that something’s a little off with your relationship right now.
Unless you’re one of those people who imagine scenarios with a partner, and then instead of imagining the happy dates and *insert saxophone music* moments, you imagine breaking up with them.
Considering you’re not reading “should I break up” instead, I’m guessing you’ve already made up your mind. Maybe it’s a toxic relationship, or there are no more feels, or that it just doesn’t work.
How to break up is actually pretty simple.
First, you lure them to the mountains.
Then you promise to do an obstacle course with them and then do this:
They’ll be too scared to be broken-hearted at the end of it!
Just kidding. That’s the worst possible way to do a breakup.
