I’m a lover of everything served in a can – which explains my undying relationship with “baby” fat and cystic acne.
I’m also a sucker for anything that sizzles in its own fat. I’m talking pancetta and super streaky bacon. Just talking about it makes the fat inside twirl in excitement.
It’s unhealthy and poses an undeniable chain of truly horrifying consequences. Have you heard of my motto? I’m here for a fun time and not a long time.
I’ve lived like this for the longest time yet I would be lying if I said that I hadn’t tried to change my diet. What if Elon Musk’s descendants make time travel possible?
I would want to be able to tell my 20 adopted African children that I once participated in an e-bay auction of Elon’s hair implant strand.
Why is Processed Meat Cancerous?
Let’s go back to the basics. What exactly is processed meat?
According to the World Health Organization, processed meat is meat that has been “transformed through salting, curing, fermentation, smoking, or other processes”.
In layman terms, it’s your everyday source of nutrition.
