This must surely come across as the stuff of nightmares for men.
On 9 September, Youtube channel Viral Press posted a 3:47 clip on the video-sharing platform, alongside a rather eye-opening caption.
Apparently, a teenager had been playing his phone on the loo when he felt a searing pain in his nether regions. Looking down, he was terrified to see what any hardened man would squirm at:
A python, with its jaws clamped firmly around the tip of his penis.
Well, I think I’m gonna stay away from the toilet bowl for today, thank you very much.
Teen In Thailand Bitten By Python Hiding In Toilet Bowl While Minding Its Own Business
In the first few seconds of the clip, we see two men, who seem to be pest control experts, walk towards the bathroom.
One of them then opens the lid of the toilet to reveal a blood-splattered mess, with a python nestling within the confines of the toilet bowl.
Overall, not a sight you’ll want to see after a big meal at the dinner table.
According to the Youtube channel, 18-year-old University student, Siraphop Masukarat, had been playing his phone on the loo when he felt a sudden scorching pain in his nether regions.
Shocked, he looked down to see a python staring right back at him, its jaws clamped firmly around the tip of his ‘banana’.
Suffice to say; it was panic time.
Standing up abruptly with nary a care but the snake still attached to his junk, he headed towards the bathroom door, where he used it to slam the snake.
The critter finally let go.
Terrified, Siraphop screamed in terror as he dashed out of the bathroom, his pants around his ankles.
The snake, on the other hand, slowly slithered back into the toilet bowl, whose contents we shall decline to mention.
Four Stitches
Apparently, the teenager’s panic-stricken mother had needed to calm him down, before paramedics eventually arrived to escort the young man to the nearby Bang Yai Hospital.
Upon touch-down, doctors gave Siraphop four stitches in the glands at the tip of the penis, and applied an antibiotic wash to the bite wound to eliminate any bacteria from the python’s fangs.
Meanwhile, animal handlers turned up at the two-storey home and began looking for the snake, which was still nestled comfortably in the toilet bowl.
The critter was subsequently retrieved and taken out of the premises.
You can view the full Youtube video here.
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Salvaged Manhood
As any so-called man would surely attest to, men can withstand just about anything except for three things:
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Pregnancy-induced pain, a woman’s nagging and a python’s bite that hits a little too close to home.
Truly, those three things are the bane of a man’s manhood.
Thankfully, however, it seems that our poor hero is set for a full recovery. According to Siraphop, his doctor has predicted the best-case scenario for him.
“The doctor said my penis can be used normally soon,” said the young man.
Which is really fortunate, considering how in the end…
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Father’s Day is an occasion that most men would like to celebrate.
And with that said, we hope that all our readers will be able to avoid such a distressing fate.
Though of course, you can always stop using your phone on the loo to reduce the total ‘risk’ time.
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